Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Jesse Griffin aka J.R.R. Tolkien Finds His True Source (Update)

Jesse Griffin aka J.R.R. Tolkien has found his true source for his story.

I got a chuckle out of the embarrassing situation Mr. Griffin er I mean Mr. Tolkien has gotten himself into.

The ring of power with the following inscription will be his only proof to his story.

tarts eht morf demood saw egairram siht

Now go Smeagols and find the ring of power so Jesse can finish the story by casting the ring into Mt.Redoubt.

Meanwhile,The Other McCain will continue to write about Gollum er I mean Griffin and His Precioussss.

Update: Caution never say you are a proud Liberal when you make comments like this.

oh, lala why don't you just in a lake. Lake Lucille. Perhaps you'll be lucky enough to find Sarah's wedding ring.

I can see it now; the news media standing on the shore of Lake Lucille, with all of their cameras trained on an area of water extending 200 ft from shore (word has it Palin has a throwing arm).

There on the shore is Jesse Griffin calling out signals to a diver who periodically surfaces to get the signals from Griffin and then dives again in search of the ring of power.

Then alas, the diver, Keith Olbermann returns with a shiny circular object, claiming it to be the ring of power, but upon close examination, it turns out to be the remnants of a pop can tab...

As the saying goes, close but no cigar...

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