A Song Paying Tribute to Barack Obama and Van Jones: Me and Mr. Jones (Update with Van Jones Resignation)

Me and Mr. Jones

Me and Mr. Jones, we got a thing going on,
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong to let it cool down now.

We meet ev'ry day at the same greenie cafe,
Six-thirty I know he'll be there,
Shaking hands, making all kinds of plans
While the jukebox plays our favorite communist song.

Me and Mr., Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones,
Mr. Jones got a thing going on,
We both know that it's wrong,
But it's much too strong to let it cool down now.

We gotta be extra careful
that we don't build our hopes too high
Cause he's got his own obligations and so do I.

Me, me and Mr., Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones,
Mr. Jones got a thing going on,
We both know that it's wrong,
But it's much too strong to let it cool down now.

Well, it's time for us to be leaving,
It hurts so much, it hurts so much inside,
Now he'll go his way and I'll go mine,
But tomorrow we'll meet the same place, the same time.

Me and Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones.

Update: A quick search on FreeRepublic brings up this version from yesterday..

"Me and Mr. Jones": Will BO throw Van under the bus?

ME AND MR. JONES
Tune: "Me and Mrs. Jones" Original

Me and Mr. Jones
I took a green commie on
They all say that it's wrong
But I'm much too strong
To let him go now

We meet every day at the bust of Che
6:30, I know, I know he'll be there
Raising fists, making all kinds of lists
While we read a page of Mao Zedong

Me and Mr.--Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
I took a green commie on
They all say that it's wrong
But I'm much too strong
To let him go now

I gotta be extra careful
That he won't give our secrets away
'Cause he won't postpone revolution
But me, I need till May

Me and Mr.--Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
They want my green commie gone
They all say that it's wrong
Well, it won't be long
I'll let him go now

Well, it's time for me to relieve him
It hurts so much to pull the bus outside
Now I'll throw him under, and he'll resign
But tomorrow we'll tweet, the same plans, the same time

Me and Mr.--Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
I took a green commie on
I gotta be extra careful
I can't afford to give our secrets away

I wanna meet and talk with Van
With the same plans, the same old Che, the same time
And we're gonna raise fists like we used to
We're gonna talk it over, talk it over

We know, they know, and you know and I know that it was wrong
But I'm hangin' strong
I gotta let 'em know now
That I kept a green commie on, a green commie on . . .

Now for DUmmie reaction, as seen in this THREAD, "White House Green Jobs Adviser Apologizes for Calling Republicans '@ssholes'." The DUmmies are upset with Jones--for apologizing! If anything, they think "@ssholes" is too mild!

So let us now watch the DUmmies rush to Jones's defense, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, DUFU Underczar Charles Henrickson, wondering if BO will stand by his Van, is in the [Barackets]:

Update: Power to the People




Obama adviser Jones resigns in controversy

The irony of it all...