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BY ORDER OF THE ETERNAL CITY  ·  LET IT BE KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE PROVINCES
ON THE MATTER OF
GAS PRICES
IN THE YEAR 2012, THE FOLLOWING WAS PROCLAIMED:
"Why isn't Obama protecting us
from ridiculous gas prices?"
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IN THE YEAR 2026, THE FOLLOWING WAS PROCLAIMED:
"If gas prices keep rising,
let them rise.
I'm not bothered."

BOTH PROCLAMATIONS WERE MADE BY THE SAME MAN.

BOTH WERE INTENDED TO BE BELIEVED.

THE EMPIRE HAS ATTEMPTED TO RECONCILE THEM.

THE EMPIRE CANNOT.

POSTED IN THE FORUM BY THE OFFICE OF IMPERIAL RECORDS
FILED UNDER: CONTRADICTORY EDICTS · VOL. MXLVII · SEE ALSO: THINGS SAID BEFORE POWER

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