Saturday, March 14, 2009

Geoffrey Dunn: Political Gadfly of Gaborington Post Has a Sissy Fit over Todd Palin (Updated With Video)

Geoffrey Dunn, in another psychotic keyboard episode, is attacking Sports Illustrated for writting an article about Todd Palin and the Iron Dog Classic.

German kid throwing a sissy fit

Evidently Dunn the dunce, has forgotten Sports Illustrated is a sports magazine and sometimes swimsuit magazine.

Here is what the farm-hand has to say:

Palin's portrayed as a man of the outdoors, all wrench and testoserone. One would never know that Palin played a central -- and troubling -- role in his wife's Troopergate scandal and that he had his fingerprints all over a host of other government controversies.

Indeed one of the findings last fall by the state's Legislative Council was that Sarah Palin had "wrongfully permitted Todd Palin to use the governor's continue to contact subordinate state employees in an effort to find some way to get Trooper [Mike] Wooten fired."

Nor is there any mention of the fact that Palin was hit with a contempt citation by the Alaska Legislature only a few weeks before the start of the race and that as many as a 1,000 state emails copied to him are the focal point in a legal suit brought by government watchdog and former Palin ally, Andree McLeod, demanding their release to the public. That court decision is still pending.

Of course they wouldn't, it's a sports magazine. Not a left-wing ultra liberal blog that has the head-mistress speaking in the "Green Acres" tongue.

Geoffrey closes with his last words by saying:

It's quite a cast, but World Class athletes? Have a look. I'll leave that for you to decide. But it looks more like a slow-pitch softball team to me--or something that would be more appropriate on the wall of the local post office.

All I have to say is; Dunn, get out from behind that keyboard and sit your sissy ass on one of them der machines and run with the those "slow-pitch softball" team types.

You couldn't get past the typed word GO.


iac said...

I'm just trying to imagine Mr Dunn on his snow machine, at 90mph, in temperatures of -40, at's not quite working for me, somehow.

Come to think of it, are you sure that German kid wasn't simply reading Dunn's column? Probably reacting to the "McCleod" reference, and the misleading implication that "McCleod" and "rational" go hand in hand. Smart kid!

Tom said...

IAC, I got a chuckle when I saw sissy fit and the kid banging the keyboard.

Dunn and others with PDS. I wonder how many keyboards they have gone through......

And I wonder what Dunn would say about professional bowlers, NASCAR drivers, Baja drivers, etc.

He might as well alienate them all.

I always like that line in We were Soldiers Then.... You are right, can't imagine him in the race.

iac said...

Hey Tom, how about saving that clip? When the Huntress of Wasilla graduates to Washington it might just be ideal slow-pitch to old Sissyass, "with love from Arctic Joan and her man".

Tom said...

Todd: I wonder what was going through Dunn's mind when he wrote that about me and the Iron Dog.

Palin: Todd, Dunn was a sissy, you ain't.

I'm sure there is some video footage out there that a vocie overlay could be put to.