Monday, November 30, 2009

The Palin Virus (S1P1 virus) in Alaska: Will it Take its Toll on Democratic Gubernatorial Candidates?

If you think the H1N1 virus is sweeping Alaska and causing havoc, think again…..

The Palin virus which I will call the S1P1 virus, is infecting the fringe within the Democratic Party in Alaska and the diagnosis of the S1P1 virus is not looking good.

Unlike the H1N1 virus, the S1P1 virus affects the temporal lobes of the brain and causes the synapse to go haywire.

And the diagnoses is called the Palin Derangement Syndrome (PDS).

Even though it affects the left in Alaska, PDS has shown up in very, very, staunch supporters of Palin and so-called conservatives who have issues with Palin, but for this article, the focus is on the fringe in the Democratic Party here in Alaska and the effect it is having.

When looking for signs of PDS, one of the main signals of having PDS is there is an “Euphoric cadence” (it has a catchy sound to it) in speech patterns when it comes to talking about Sarah Palin’s son Trig, her family or the father to Palin’s grandsons, Levi Johnston.

Thus the PDS patient has repeated illusions of Trig not being Sarah Palin’s child, but someone else’s child, Sarah and Todd are getting a D-I-V-O-R-C-E, Palin is having a nervous breakdown or Levi has the “goods” on Palin.

Some homeopathic types, have suggested cures of constructing hats out of tin foil and wearing them, but to no avail, that hasn’t worked.

What is interesting about the virus is how contagious the S1P1 virus is and how the S1P1 virus started here in Alaska and is thought to have infected one of Alaska’s “left coast” bloggers and then have been transmitted to other leftwing bloggers in Alaska. The virus is so strong, that it eventually infected the cable T.V. networks and their shows like the Rachael Maddow Show and Keith Olbermann’s Countdown (to irrelevance) that air on MSNBC.

Excerpt, read the rest here.

No comments: